Andy Comess


                    


 

۞

 

  women's faces are closed
as if the sense
my desperation.
 
     

 

I got balls
the size of
Milwaukee

 

 
    one thing about problems
everyone's got 'em
       
  wise man say
fool much happier
         I dreamed I wrote
   a poem that changed
   the world and made
   the people sing


 

 
    I got your
money back guarantee
swingin'


 
       
  life is a witch's brew
equal parts pleasure and pain
like jerking off with a
broken arm
     

I write each poem
as if it was
my last.

 
   
 


your
mom
sucks
a
mean
dick


 

       
  I like the way boxers
embrace after a fight
as if the best way to know a man
is to beat him senseless.

 

everybody suffers a little, one way or another.  
      we wouldn't be writers
if we weren't miserable.
       
  Stanky
her poor cunt
smelled like a
chinatown fishmarket
      "what do you want?"
asked unto me

I answered "immortality"
 
        No Contest

Time, if you will,
takes its time;
it has its way
with all of us.

       
         

 

       
  we will not see our loved ones
in heaven
when we die we will decay
in our graves like rotten meat.

 

 

    I have a maid
and I'm ashamed;
She sees my
dirty underwear.
 
 

once we were children
then the saddest thing happened
we grew up

 
  who would be so ruthless
as to tell the truth?
      Social interaction,
while desirable,
isn't actually necessary.

 

 
 

play with my balls
you hot ticket!
motherfuck me.

 
  when I was a small boy
my mom put Desitin in my asshole
I love you mommy, thank you Desitin
In New York
nothing is quite
as good as
it is.
 
 

۞

 

POEMS


my dad thinks I'm a bum
how come?
I strum a guitar in a bar.

I'm careless with money
it's not funny
sunny skies won't buy happiness
dress for success.

the whore's at the door.

see ya'
Gia.

 



I don't earn money
but I don't burn money
I learn dummy.

dad is mad at mom
it had to be the prom.

I write to fight the boredom
snore some.

grill steaks
kill flakes.

sell bells.

 



I'm a real ass with no mass appeal
but I have zeal for what I do
screw it
I'll do it anyway
say what you will.

 

۞

 

                    


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