Andy Comess

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Our father who art in heaven,

hollow be thy name.

proposed name for all girl punk band
whose stage show involves throwing
used tampons into the audience:

Menstrual Show

Victoria's Secret

She's a guy.

Ted Bundy:
a serial killer

Captain Crunch:
a killer cereal

mere words
mirror words
 

elephant

ant

Public Pool

you're in urine.

Shore Leave

the semen of seamen

CONDONE
CONDOMS

Married Sex

banal intercourse

The takeoff was turbulent.
The descent was decent.

The Transsexual

After a large meal and several cocktails,
Murray decided to undergo a sex change
operation.  He said that he wanted to:

eat, drink, and be Mary

Love Boat = Relation Ship
 

suck seed.
 

It's sacred;
I'm scared.
 

proposed title of book which gives
graphic accounts of shark attack victims
who had a limb literally bitten off or so
badly severed that it had to be amputated:

A Farewell to Arms

now here.
I'm nowhere.
 

my groin
is growing
 

a brain

brian eno has one.

speaker of falsehoods, speaker of falsehoods,

trousers aflame

greyhound

a rapid dog

She's on the rag, period.
 

The Recovering Alcoholic

For two years he's been mean and somber.

Catatonic Stevens

...and if I ever lose my mind,
I won't have to think no more.

Vegetables are Delicious

his peas

her peas
 

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