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you’re right she’s tight sleight
of hand
and playing in a band might get you laid
I paid a slut to flick her in the butt
I busted a nut that is to say I came in
the dame my name is mud Budweiser beer
is here to drink I think I’ll have a draft
a raft will float a boat will sink like
a stone I’m alone with my boner I’m
a loner and a freak speak softly and
carry a big stick my dick is long my song
is sung I’m hung like a horse of course
divorce hurts my dick squirts juice abuse
is illegal a beagle is a dog a hog is a
pig can you dig it? shit is crap tap a
drum come in a bucket fuck it I’m on a
roll my pole is large a barge is for
trash MASH is a show about the army
don’t harm me or I will tell yell don’t
scream ream asses molasses is sweet
my meat is firm my sperm is sticky
give me a hickey on my dick trick or
treat eat girls out shout at the top of m
your lungs my tongue’s forked New York
is tough I’ve had enough cocoa puffs.
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Cammy is in Miami damn she looks good in
shorts sports are fun I’m done worrying
I’m scurrying to the store war is hell Mel Torme
will say cheese squeeze my band I command
a starship hip bars are cool drool is spit
fits are breasts Zest’s soap dope is pot I am
not a pervert dirt is mud blood is red dead
men don’t bleed weed is smoke coke is crack
black is brown a town is a city titties are
boobs tube’s TV we see the light fights are
bouts shout at the devil several ships
skip trips to ports of call balls are nuts
butts are asses ashes to ashes dust to dust in god we
frost must bust hippies drippy priests feast
on fish dishes are plates she hates me don’t
equate me with a loser boozers are drunks
monks are holy roll me a joint anoint the
candles handles are for holding scolding kids
did them in sin if you can man I’m on fire
tiles are wheels heels are sexy with stockings
I’m rocking the nation my vacation is starling
today say grace mace my face Ace Frehley will
see me in April apes will kill men Zen is
deep keep well hell is for children kill them
with kindness blindness causes masturbation
this station plays jazz has anyone seen Su?
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home is where the poem is written I’m
once bitten twice shy why is the sky blue?
do you care? are you aware of the fighting?
is lightning frightning? I’m tightening my
muscles do the hustle it’s the seventies
sail the seven seas in a ship don’t give me
lip hippie slip me the tongue young man
can you say cheese? please give me a
break eat steak and pie don’t cry or weep
sleep nights don’t fight with your wife life
is for living giving thanks to banks for
money skies are sunny bunny fucks trucks
need gas to pass cars stars are in the
sky why die when you can be born?
I’m torn between two lovers feeling like a
fool school is cool if you’re a nerd have
you heard about Sally in the alley she will
scream when the team rapes her and video-
tapes the whole thing bring the noise
boys time destroys the world girls diamonds
and pearls for sale save the whale hail
is ice nice rice is white invite me
to the show go home roam the streets
come on your sheets for Pete’s sake keep
your snake in your pants or dance naked
is nothing sacred? hatred is unkind don’t
mind if I do screw you everybody was
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blues my shoes are black and white
don’t
back the fight her tight pussy ain’t for
woosies be polite you prick stick your
dick in her ear don’t fear knives
our lives are short sports kill the time
my crime was being born corn is corny
I’m horny as hell oh well how do you
spell relief? ORGASM orgasm everyone
has ‘em well some don’t won’t you come?
my
thumb is on your cherry I’m very
hard the boulevard of broken dreams seems
clean vaseline is good for the asshole
a brass pole is used by strippers big
tippers get the date but masturbate
at home alone on the phone for sex Texas
is in the south your mouth is wet I
bet you get all the dick you can lick
quick let me stick it in I’m not thin
but I will win the game I’ll get the dame
my claim to fame is my rigid cock
and stock shares Spook cares
about Kirk my work is my play hey
you get off of my cloud I’m proud to
be crazy it doesn’t phase me.
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