I seek freaks for sex mexican food
makes me fart art imitates life my wife
has an inner ear infection it’s an election
year beer is free we prosecute shop-
lifters the Grifters are people the steeple
is steep you reap what you sow you
owe me money Sonny Bono Yoko Ono killed
John he’s gone for good could you spare
a square? a smoke to choke on stroke
on your weenie her bikini is teeny eeny
meeny miney moe and larry were hairy
fairies gay as a two dollar bill will you
give me a break? steak is flesh Phil
Lesh will kill a cow I vow to be good
wood comes from trees down on
your knees whore more head please don’t
sneeze on my rock hard cock lard is fat
that is a low blow go fuck yourself with
your fist don’t get pissed I can’t resist
her channs her arms are ripped her
hips are wide I’ll slide it in gin and
tonic please the Sonics will win easily
sleezily Jesus will please us with his
shaft after the flood we will kill him
we will spill his blood.

good luck getting fucked I want to get
laid have I made myself clear? beer
tastes good should I have one? no I
don’t think so oh why not? pot won’t be
smoked I had a stroke so no more weed
I peed myself my health is more important
than a high why do I care? beware
of death my breath stinks I think I
need a drink I’m on the brink of
salvation this station plays jazz has
anybody seen Su? do you know who
god is? jizz is come dumbass pass
the salt it’s all my fault halt assault
silence violence more war is not needed
had we heeded the call of peace
no more men would be deceased the death
toll increased in Iraq don’t back Bush
his tush should be spanked by his mommy
I’ll stick a salami in his ass crass
vile man can you hear a word? may your
turds be hard as a rock may your cock
soften often your coffin is waiting stop
hating mankind blind pig big prtz says
kill will we do it? I say no way play